Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
it came to America too, don’t worry
- DENMARK - Emmelie de Forest - Only Teardrops
- AZERBAIJAN - Farid Mammadov - Hold Me
- UKRAINE - Zlata Ognevich - Gravity
- NORWAY - Margaret Berger - I Feed You My Love
- RUSSIA - Diana Garipova - What If
- GREECE - Koza Mostra feat. Agathon…
Whenever a person or a nation would point their guns to England (even if it was a joke or it was a water gun), he’d freeze up and won’t move until the gun was put down.
In that time, the only sentence that runs through his mind is “You used to be so great.”
who the fuc k said thsi was okay
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
